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have you ever just cried because you’re you
seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
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Valentine’s day || White day
once i shoved a greenbean up my peanus-hole ;-)
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Anonymous said: Fukutomi B^)
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Omg I was waiting for someone to ask me something I hate about Fukutomi: yes I do have something I dislike very strongly about him and that is how he doesn’t show his different side enough, as in
- it’s an actual fact that he likes sweet foods,
- dyed his hair because it was strong
- learned how to spin plates because he thought it was cool
- named his turtle ‘turtle’
- probably wouldn’t know when to stop bringing a girl to the same place every time unless they said so.
I hate how this side of him is not shown a lot in the anime, and to some extent the manga.
It amounts to one thing: There’s a very simple side to Fukutomi that isn’t shown in the anime. Is he an idiot?? or is he just a one track mind kind of person. Simple simple guy?? or is he actually a huge idiot? But he’s actually smart academically. Is he actually an idiot??
This infuriates because it’s basically his nerd side, and how he’s portrayed in the anime actually gives bad vibes to people who don’t bother looking past his serious face (can you believe people hate fukutomi for being so serious?? him?? serious?? in a competition?? how DARE)
He’s literally the giant man with the serious looking stone face that probably walks straight into a very cute pastry cafe, scares a few waitresses with his looks alone, sits down and proceeds to order the largest and sweetest parfait available and request the strawberries to be replaced with apples and ask that they add extra whipped cream.
At some point in his life he actually convinced himself that blonde was strong and plate spinning was cool.
and a huge dork.
I’m going to update this because they finally showed Fukutomi spinning plates,
and embarrassing himself to some extent in front of some old ladies.
What really got to me was the fact that HE BOWED WHEN NOBODY WAS EVEN THERE
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY
excuse you the most important part is missing
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
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Finally a social issue I can get behind
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WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
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The Book of Life showing you how it’s DONE RIGHT.
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