BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
What a CATastrophe
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So in the update Am i the only one who noticed
has been staring
THIS ENTIRE TIME??
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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well
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a modern hero
he did it for the vine and im very happy
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now what about lower pitch
YES OH GOD
I can’t stop crying
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The dream team
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I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
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